September 2003 - Kelli Jae Baeli > Bestselling Genre-Hopping Indie Author

Behorned Cleated Demon, & the Exxon Valdez

Posted on September 16, 2003 by Kelli Jae BaeliNovember 28, 2011

I have horrible cramps. A little behorned cleated demon is kicking the crap out of my ovaries… Oh it’s so hard to be female sometimes… I could run a hot bath and get in to soothe my horrible cramps. I … Continue reading →

Figs From Hell

Posted on September 11, 2003 by Kelli Jae BaeliSeptember 11, 2003

or FIGtastropheorThe 7th Circle of Hell is Full of Figs and I Can’t FIG-ure It Out It was supposed to be a simple process. My friend, Justice Harlow, drew a logo for someone. A company called The Hairy Fig. We … Continue reading →

The 11th Hour

Posted on September 9, 2003 by Kelli Jae BaeliSeptember 9, 2003

(the Persistence of Screaming �Jae Baeli) Sept 8thIn a few short days, the 2nd anniversary will be upon us. The Eleventh hour of the 11th. Media, et al, is buzzing about the likelihood of some other attack on us by … Continue reading →