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Home→Published 2003 → September

Monthly Archives: September 2003

Behorned Cleated Demon, & the Exxon Valdez

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on September 16, 2003 by Kelli Jae BaeliNovember 28, 2011

I have horrible cramps. A little behorned cleated demon is kicking the crap out of my ovaries… Oh it’s so hard to be female sometimes… I could run a hot bath and get in to soothe my horrible cramps. I can see it now…I’d get all settled and then reach for the soap and realize it’s up on the hangy thing, and I’d have to stand up to get it at which time the giant squids would fall out of me, and turn the water pink. I’d then have to drain the water because i don’t want to soak in … Continue reading →

Posted in HUMOR, menstruation | Tagged cramps, bath, period, Exxon | Leave a reply

Figs From Hell

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on September 11, 2003 by Kelli Jae BaeliSeptember 11, 2003

or FIGtastropheorThe 7th Circle of Hell is Full of Figs and I Can’t FIG-ure It Out It was supposed to be a simple process. My friend, Justice Harlow, drew a logo for someone. A company called The Hairy Fig. We were going to scan the drawings and then import them from the scanner to Paint Shop Pro, where I would resize them according to the needs for the website, and for business cards. Somewhere in the middle of all this, something went terribly wrong.It began when my friend asked me to place all the large versions of the 4 different … Continue reading →

Posted in frustration, HUMOR, art | Tagged Figs, computer, hysteria | Leave a reply

The 11th Hour

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on September 9, 2003 by Kelli Jae BaeliSeptember 9, 2003

(the Persistence of Screaming Jae Baeli) Sept 8thIn a few short days, the 2nd anniversary will be upon us. The Eleventh hour of the 11th. Media, et al, is buzzing about the likelihood of some other attack on us by terrorists. I am apprehensive as well. It makes me angry at them and angry at an administration that mismanaged things from the start. Now the Village Idiot who usurped the Throne–the one we call our President–asks for huge amounts of money to try to clean up the mess; to fund the rebuilding of their “infrastructure.” Well, we have some sorry … Continue reading →

Posted in September 11, SOCIOPOLITICAL, war | Tagged attack | Leave a reply

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This should get more press.

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Hallelujah California Becomes First State to Offer Free School Meals to All Children

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15 Aug

The US Govt cannot steal a passport. Passports are the property of the government. (Read your passport's fine print. (Title 22 CFR Section 51.9)) Passports are issued providing us the privilege to travel. Pro tip: When you are a flight risk, you lose that privilege.

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Do you know who still has her Passports?

- The Email Lady

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28 Jul

Haven’t watched a 10 minute clip on twitter in forever but I watched every second of this and you should too. @jonstewart is a gifted activist.

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Maybe we need to set up some immigration system for those who wish to leave the southern states.

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Serious questions : What is the point of people on the left who happen to live in a “blue” state right now wanting southern states to secede? 1) What is ur point? 2) Why would u wanna throw away the majority of Black ppl & LGBTQ+ people? 3) How is this mindset any diff than GOP?

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