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Monthly Archives: April 2009

Just once…

Posted on April 17, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliApril 17, 2009

Just once, I’d like to knock on the door of a Mormon household, clutching my copy of The God Delusion, and say, “Have you rejected Jesus as your Lord & Savior?”

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