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Monthly Archives: December 2009

The Organic Fiction Method

Posted on December 29, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliNovember 27, 2011

The Organic Fiction Method of writing is a formula that springs from the natural flow as you add to the story; it means not relying on a steadfast outline, but rather, being open to the events and developments that might come from minor and major details that evolve as your story reveals itself. I am an organic writer. I might begin a story or novel idea with just one scene, one snippet of dialogue, a single image, one idea or concept. These ‘seedlings’, as I call them, can appear from many different sources, which I will not expound upon in … Continue reading →

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Jesus Freak outside Bill Maher show

Posted on December 27, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliDecember 27, 2009
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Eternal Earthbound Pets

Posted on December 27, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 7, 2013

You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved.  But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind?   Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind. http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html 

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Top 10 Signs You’re a Christian

Posted on December 27, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliJune 26, 2013

10- You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.9- You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt 8- You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god 7- Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt … Continue reading →

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Russell’s Teapot cartoon (phase 2)

Posted on December 27, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliDecember 27, 2009
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Devout Follower seeks Advice from Dr. Laura….

Posted on December 27, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 7, 2013

Dear Dr. Laura,   Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.   I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know … Continue reading →

Posted in HUMOR, Human Nature, truth, God, Christianity, society, ethics, reason, BIBLE, SEXUALITY, PHILOSOPHY, RELIGION, Fundamentalism, truthiness, zealotry, killing for god, logical fallacy, atheist humor, Sociology, homosexuality, myth, WEBSITES, satire, parody | Tagged Dr. Laura, D.A.F.T., Atheist Alliance | Leave a reply

Excerpt from Armchair Detective

Posted on December 22, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliSeptember 18, 2017

Excerpt from Armchair Detective, by yours truly available on Amazon. I had the prepaid cell phone on the seat beside me. Huxley had provided that so he could keep in touch with me, and in case I had some emergency and needed to call him. It was a source of embarrassment for me that I didn’t have something as fundamental as a cell phone, but Huxley seemed to understand, and displayed no judgment on it. Until now, I saw little reason to have one. Who would I call? I kept to myself and didn’t have any real friends here.       … Continue reading →

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A Rose By Any Other Color….

Posted on December 21, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliDecember 21, 2009

So, I had this date last night. First one I was excited about in a long time. It has been forever since I had this kind of immediate chemistry and I have never wanted so much to put my lips on that chemistry. (oh, you didn’t know I was gay? well I am. Sapphist through-and-through. Take a breath and keep reading). I cleaned my place for 8 hours. And then went to the store. While there, I got her a card that said, “Life is so busy. If i could have just five extra minutes each day..(open the card) “I’d make … Continue reading →

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Held by Jell-O

Posted on December 13, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliDecember 10, 2011

This is forced blogging. I am the forcer in that sentence. I am forcing myself to just type and see what comes out because the lack of writing is just so counter-intuitive and i fear it might have some adverse affect on my psyche. I have been in a funk. A writeless funk. I haven’t worked on any of my books in progress. I haven’t even blogged. Not because i have writer’s block–as I’ve said before, I don’t suffer from writer’s block, it suffers from me. This is about mood. I don’t FEEL like it. I don’t feel like writing. … Continue reading →

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Shamelessly Stolen Meme Survey

Posted on December 6, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 3, 2013

Your ex calls wanting to hangout, what do you say? By ex, I will assume you mean, ones I had a relationship with for longer than a year. Depends on who it is. Although, I have to say there are few with whom i would like to hang out…maybe the first one, but don’t see her calling after all these years…I quite thoroughly broke her heart…but i would hang out with her if she did call….and the 4th one…the one who started as girlfriend, and wound up being my best friend. What do you think about sex before marriage? This … Continue reading →

Posted in HUMOR, RELATIONSHIPS, Behavior, Human Nature, Internet, PSYCHOLOGY, ethics, morality, memes, honesty, Facebook, SEXUALITY, Social Psychology, ENTERTAINMENT, PHILOSOPHY, Sociology | Tagged opinions, quiz | Leave a reply

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