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Monthly Archives: June 2013

Oh Victory in Earworms (A Melodious Malady)

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Kelli Jae BaeliMay 3, 2018

Kelli Jae Baeli #IronyoftheDay I’m an atheist, & yet I woke up with a HYMN stuck in my head. I’d pray to God to make it stop, but then, well. You know. Pasted from <https://www.facebook.com/jaebaeli> Yeah, that was my status update this morning. It’s bad enough, when you just get a regular song stuck in your head, but for an ATHEIST to get a HYMN lodged up in that looping track? Not just the insipid sycophantic melody those tunes always have, but the actual content of the lyrics, the sentiments inherent in hymnal/gospel music, et al; it’s sandpaper against every … Continue reading →

Posted in frustration, intelligence, HUMOR, dreams, life, CREATIVITY, PSYCHOLOGY, mind, Google, SCIENCE, novelist, PEEVES, music, RELIGION, atheist humor, CHALLENGES & MISHAPS, Songwriting, music, coping skills, dreams | Tagged earworms, dreamscape | Leave a reply

Going Mainstream

Posted on June 11, 2013 by Kelli Jae BaeliJune 11, 2013

CAUTION: FRUSTRATED RANT HOVERING NEARBY. When you find yourself, as a writer, lamenting about why you’re even writing at all, and entertaining the idea of not writing any more, something has to change. I’m growing more and more frustrated with, and weary of, the lack of support from Lesbian Readers for what I want to offer them. I am sick to death of their constant praise of bad writing in the LesFic market, and their unwillingness to demand better, and try anything out of their narrow reading interests. It’s painfully clear that most LesFic Readers have literary blinders, and will … Continue reading →

Posted in frustration, aggravation, WRITING CRAFT, problem-solving, lesbians, meaning, angst, disillusionment, novels, anger, purpose, writer, harsh realities, novelist, Fiction, writing business, WRITING LIFE, lesbian literature, mainstream fiction genre, Depressive Realism, independent author, WRITING, reading, novellas, novelwriting, PUBLISHING, eBooks, nonfiction, Lesbian fiction genre, Fiction Writing, nonfiction writing, lesfic genre, betrayal, Rubyfruit Jungle, adaptation | Tagged autodidact | Leave a reply

Scott Crowder Interview of me on House of Fists (reblog)

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Kelli Jae BaeliJune 5, 2013

reblog Kelli Jae Baeli   My favorite of her book covers. Grumpy Cat cracks me the hell up. Kelli Jae Baeli is different from most of the writers I interview here at The House of Fists in that it was her non-fiction that first drew me to her work, as opposed to the horror or dark fiction practiced by the other interviewees. I’m trying to learn more about writing, though, and not just about writing horror, so I immediately asked her to do me the honor of being interviewed here. She writes very clearly and persuasively, her tone neatly balanced … Continue reading →

Posted in WRITING CRAFT, AUTHORS, Kelli Jae Baeli, blogging, Supernatural Hypocrisy, BOOKS, Fiction, Book Reviews, WRITING LIFE, lesbian literature, independent author, Writing tips, WRITING, evergreen, ATHEISM, nonfiction, Fiction Writing, nonfiction writing | Tagged reblog, Scott Crowder, interviews | Leave a reply

Scribe’s Melancholia, Literary Mind-Expansion & 50 Shades of Grape

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Kelli Jae BaeliSeptember 9, 2017

  I’m in a bit of a funk, a tizzy, a doldrum (take your pick) about writing at the moment. Call it Scribe’s Melancholia. I’m having to seriously consider ignoring my book-marketing, because it’s so time-consuming and takes me away from what I’m really supposed to be doing–writing (Hello). Back to old-school, where writers were sequestered in a dark room with a candle and their muses, and never had to actually market themselves as a product, nor deal with their creations after they were delivered to the publisher. Further, it’s impossible to predict what people will buy anymore. And as far … Continue reading →

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