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Monthly Archives: August 2017

New Release: Circling Uranus

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 30, 2017 by Kelli Jae BaeliAugust 31, 2017

5.0 out of 5 starsBrilliant!!!!!! ByThe old one!on August 30, 2017 Kuddos to Ms. Baeli! This story is fantastic. Talk about covering some ground (or space) in a short book—this is a prime example of brilliant writing. Science Fic—yes. Les/fic—somewhat. Adventure—yes. Homesteading–yes. Perseverance—-yes. Bravery—yes. Humor—yes. I liked Story but it was Shrtz that really grabbed me—-and can she ever “grab”! I enjoyed he references to “Clan of the Cave Bear” because it is one of my all time favorite series. I also thought the POTUS anagram was exceptionally well done. If you have any trepidation about reading this—-just go for … Continue reading →

Posted in weirdness, sex, science fiction genre, Apocalyptic, past, suspense genre, Humor genre, lesbians, history, Time-Travel, TIME, Psychological Suspense genre, bestsellers, Kelli Jae Baeli, scifi genre, fiction, SCIENCE, Lesbian fiction genre, tentacle sex, TRAVEL, lesfic genre, Circling Uranus, erotica genre, fantasy genre, Amazon, adventure genre, speculative fiction genre, fuckbuddies, HUMOR, indie publisher | Leave a reply

Mistress of Mogador by T.T. Thomas

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 29, 2017 by Kelli Jae BaeliAugust 29, 2017

I have never been a fan of historical romance, perhaps because most of my experience with them has been of the insipid, cheesy variety. Mistress of Mogador is not that. No ridiculous fragile women seeking validation from some musclebound man, poisoned by testosterone; no need to be saved by such a man, and no absurd, quixotic ruminations about love in the vein of puerile cupidity. No, the females of Mistress of Mogador carry the modern I’m-a-Nasty-Woman sensibility, in the most attractive and honorable ways. The characters here are also sufficiently flawed to burst from the page into personhood in the … Continue reading →

Posted in romance-genre, history, PUBLISHING, Lesbian fiction genre, lesfic genre, historical, fiction, T.T. Thomas, Mistress of Mogador, mainstream fiction genre, Book review, indie publisher | Leave a reply

Circling Uranus

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 28, 2017 by Kelli Jae BaeliAugust 29, 2017

Done with final draft of Circling Uranus: Samegenders in Space & Elsewhere. Edit/betaread in the hand of Melissa Walker. My short story turned into a novella, and this might be Episode One, as i have ideas for future installments. The blurb isn’t written yet, but here’s the BEFORE WORDS: (at the moment) This story was inspired by the character, India Bell, of the Rain Falls series. As a ruse, she had supposedly written a science fiction book titled Circling Uranus, and it became a bestseller, much to her chagrin. It reportedly included some form of tentacle sex with an alien. I … Continue reading →

Posted in sex, indie publisher, space, past, science fiction genre, weirdness, lesbians, history, Apocalyptic, universe, scifi genre, Humor genre, society, adventure, Time-Travel, TIME, Lesbian fiction genre, fiction, gay, homosexuality, tentacle sex, Kelli Jae Baeli, lesfic genre, Circling Uranus, TRAVEL, fantasy genre, speculative fiction genre, adventure genre, mainstream fiction genre, bisexuality | Leave a reply

NEW RELEASE: Circling Uranus

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 28, 2017 by Kelli Jae BaeliSeptember 24, 2017
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Posted in erotica genre, Apocalyptic, BOOKS, Humor genre, speculative fiction genre, Time-Travel, science fiction genre, fiction, scifi genre, tentacle sex, novellas, Circling Uranus, Lesbian fiction genre, New Release, lesfic genre, HUMOR, fantasy genre, lesbians, adventure genre, Kelli Jae Baeli, weirdness | Leave a reply

Workspaces & Tentacle Sex

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 17, 2017 by Kelli Jae BaeliAugust 17, 2017

Since my surgery at the end of May, I have had to accommodate my recovery, while still getting my work done. The whole thing has made me feel old and decrepit. Our bedroom is now in the living room because it was just easier to put everything in one room. Especially after we realized the landlords weren’t going to cut down the dead trees and falling limbs just outside our wall of windows in the bedroom. We didn’t feel safe there, so the living room became our new bedroom. Only recently, could I sit in a desk chair as I … Continue reading →

Posted in writing tools, weirdness, adaptation, aggravation, Rain Falls, life, Melissa Walker-Baeli, problem-solving, Lesbian Zombies from Hell, distraction, The Girls in the Band, disability, tentacle sex, Domestic Trivia, tentacle sex, Kelli Jae Baeli, Computer, WRITING LIFE | 2 Replies

I’m Mercury’s Bitch

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 17, 2017 by Kelli Jae BaeliNovember 3, 2020

Last night, I spent three solid hours just trying to play a game to relax. But the game wouldn’t download. then it would download but wouldn’t work. Then my screen would jiggle and shake and look like nuclear radiation was nearby. Then every conceivable blockade would happen, to keep me from getting to that relaxing gameplay. I said, “Honey? Is Mercury in retrograde? “Yes, actually.” “I’ll be damned.” I’ve never given astrological powers much credence. It’s hard for me to imagine how the constellations and the heavenly bodies have any bearing on how my life goes–how clumsy I am, how … Continue reading →

Posted in weirdness, back pain, Mercury Retrograde, life, falling down, Domestic Trivia, accident, DOMESTICA, injury, CHALLENGES & MISHAPS, metaphysics | Leave a reply

Cross-Pollinating 101

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 14, 2017 by Kelli Jae BaeliAugust 14, 2017

I posted a promo that I’m working on book 4 in the Rain Falls series, and got this response from one of my readers: Cindy Compton YES!!! then maybe a cross-pollination book 2? Pretty peaz… 😜 Kelli Jae Baeli yes there will be another Cross-Pollination book. After i decide which characters. any suggestions? Cindy Compton Sorry I missed this…I thought about that with C-P1, how on earth do you decide which characters to involve in weaving several stories into one captivating tale and still do them all justice without the storyline suffering. But you’re a pro at this, so you always manage to pull … Continue reading →

Posted in Pooly Fall, Go.Leave.Stay., Cross-Pollination series, WRITING LIFE, Writing tips, characters, novelwriting, plotting, Fiction Writing, methodology | Leave a reply

The Quest for a Comfortable Chair

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 11, 2017 by Kelli Jae BaeliAugust 11, 2017

I fear I must be a special needs child…er…adult… After my military injuries, I was told I’d never walk again. I went from a wheelchair to a scooter, to forearm crutches. Now, I’m walking just fine…except when I’m not. It took years to get myself back on my feet. Now, I have certain limitations that I have always tried to address with clever ergonomic solutions–physical, and otherwise. Ergonomics is not just about efficiency, it’s about comfort. While I always streamline and arrange my workspace to address ease of use, I also must be comfortable, physically. Problem is, my spine doesn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in bad customer service, back pain, SHOPPING, neck pain, injury, chairs, WRITING LIFE, indie publisher, life, CHALLENGES & MISHAPS, pain, problem-solving, Purple Cushion, disability, ergonomics, occupational hazard, comfort | Tagged comfort, Purple Cushion | 2 Replies

Now available–Tristoon the Incorrigible

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 7, 2017 by Kelli Jae BaeliAugust 10, 2017

Only 99 measly cents on Amazon. (or free on KU). After Beowulf, and before Xena, there was Tristoon… (a spoof) “….Then she had made her way back to the Redwood, ushering out the dwarf-people who had taken time out from their incessant cookie-baking to try on her clothes.” From Note to the Reader: Hello, Reader, glad to see you reading. Especially something of mine. I hope you’ll do that again with—oh, ALL my work. For now, a few things about Tristoon: It was written in 1984 after I took a British Literature course. I loved the Beowulf story, but found … Continue reading →

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Venetian Blinds

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 4, 2017 by Kelli Jae BaeliAugust 6, 2017

A collection of short fiction by bestselling, genre-hopping indie author, Kelli Jae Baeli, which are, as the author says in her Before Words, “some funny, some strange, some serious, and some even flirt with the Dark Side (where, social media tells me, they have cookies).” She adds, “Populating these stories are an unusual alien; a ghost, Captain Kirk; Beowulf’s spoofy illegitimate warrior-daughter, a violence victim; a stiff, oblivious couple; an estranged daughter; a vengeful girl, a confused young woman; murderous offspring; a frustrated female rookie cop…” None have a common thread or common genre, but all are snippets of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Venetian Blinds, fiction, short stories, anthologies, Kelli Jae Baeli | Tagged anthology, stories, fiction, humor | Leave a reply

Unmoderated Moderate Attempts Moderation

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 4, 2017 by Kelli Jae BaeliMay 3, 2018

From blog ideas archive…. I got into an unplanned debate on Facebook. Most debates on Facebook are, in fact, unplanned. you know how it is. Most of the time, it begins with some innocent status update of mine, but this time, I started it by responding to something I felt needed clarification. I always feel a need to do that when i think something is being misrepresented or over-simplified. The following exchange was very thought-provoking and I agreed with many of the sensibilities of this poster, but the rub is always in the specifics, the semantics. This sort of debate is … Continue reading →

Posted in CURRENT AFFAIRS, democracy, political parties, ideology, intelligence, debate, SOCIOPOLITICAL, problem-solving, society, conversations, guns, Facebook | Leave a reply

Colonizing vs. Philosophizing

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 4, 2017 by Kelli Jae BaeliOctober 15, 2018

From blog-idea archives…. On one of those insipid questions sites, someone asked,  “If something happened to Earth, would you move to another planet?” A few underlying fallacies here. First, if something happened to Earth, you wouldn’t have that choice, so the whole construct of that question falls apart at the beginning. Second, this reasoning is like driving your car until it runs out of gas or breaks down, and then shopping for another one, instead of just maintaining the vehicle properly. Third, were we not dependent on fossil fuels, we would not be in a battle against climate change, and … Continue reading →

Posted in CREATIVITY, CURRENT AFFAIRS, change, Climate Change, ethical dilemma, clean energy, Stupidity, Planet Earth, harsh realities, SCIENCE, reason, ignorance, intelligence, PHILOSOPHY, problem-solving, Fundamentalism, truth, zealotry | Leave a reply

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