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Monthly Archives: November 2018

Totes & Noodles & Flannel

Posted on November 10, 2018 by Kelli Jae BaeliMay 15, 2019

That wasn’t the weirdest thing I’ve ever done in bed–(insert your own off-color comment here).

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