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Category Archives: procreation

Birds & Bees (with giggling)

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on May 14, 2012 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 6, 2013

NOTE TO READER: I’ve always found the word “chicken” to be comical. I don’t know why. Thus, I will be giggling as I write about them. So…. How exactly do birds do it? Let’s use chickens, [hehehe] shall we? Roosters fancy themselves clever little bastards. If they want to mate, they’ll call the hens out to dinner–which is usually grain on the ground. He lets them start their dinner and then when they are focused on that, he moves in for the kill, without so much as a smooth pick-up line.   We’ve all got that image of a rooster … Continue reading →

Posted in HUMOR, birds, bees, CREATURES, procreation, eggs | Tagged hornets, reproduction, mating, kama sutra | 2 Replies

Medical Professionals Were NOT Stunned

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on March 26, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 8, 2013

The sexually ambiguous humans among us are here to stay. Regarding the Oregon man, Thomas Beatie, who claims to be pregnant… I suspected when I heard the headline that he either had a sex change or was a hermaphrodite AKA intersexed. Indeed, the man used to be a woman. And he retained some of his female reproductive organs. He’s married to a woman. But my first burning question was, who is the father? Did his wife also have a sex change–was she formerly a man, who retained some of HER male reproductive organs? So i had to go glance at … Continue reading →

Posted in PHILOSOPHY, truthiness, CURRENT AFFAIRS, CREATURES, procreation, truth, lies, honesty | Tagged pregnant man, sensationalism, pregnancy, sex change, hermaphrodite, media, Oregon, hype | Leave a reply

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The WaPo reports that among the items that the FBI was looking for in its search of Trump’s home were NUCLEAR DOCUMENTS.
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My mattress sags on the side, and I used to use pool noodles for that but they are hellaciously expensive now. I have adjustable platform, so I need something supportive but bendy. Suggestions?

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