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Her Floxiness in 3D

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on February 25, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 10, 2013

Yeah. Just as I suspected. Floxy turned out to be……..A spam-I-Need-your-help-in-the-form-of-your wallet…what do you think I should do, Dear Readers? Maybe I should contact her and tell her I am heartbroken that she only wanted my money and that I thought she might be “the one” and I want to marry her and have lots of babies. Hello Dearest , Thanks for your responds, i wen’t through your profile and fined it intresting the expression of love , How are you today?I hope this massage will find you in the best of your health, I really like to have a … Continue reading →

Posted in Internet, parody, annoying people, soliciting, society, TECHNOLOGY, memes, spam, liars, PEEVES, HUMOR, ENTERTAINMENT, RELATIONSHIPS, Sociology, Internet Dating, satire | Tagged Floxy | 2 Replies

Knock & the Door Won’t Be Opened to You

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on February 12, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 8, 2013

I have a condition called Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome, and that often means I wind up sleeping during the day, and being awake at night. This schedule has its negative aspects. One of them is the fact that I’m asleep while everyone else is going about their business. Few things can awaken the irrational beast in me faster than someone knocking on my door when I’m asleep. First, it scares me, and so that’s what is known as a rude awakening. Who likes waking up scared? Knocks on the door have always scared me, even when I’m awake. I’ve tried … Continue reading →

Posted in Sensory Processing Sensitivity, door, HIGHLY SENSITIVE PERSON (HSP), fear, EMOTIONS, HEALTH, GADGETS, DOMESTICA, RIGHTS, guns, Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome (DSP), triggers, soliciting, PEEVES, religious zealots, privacy, anxiety, HUMOR, apartment, Sleep | Leave a reply

Door Christians

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on June 12, 2003 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 8, 2013

Well here’s my latest little adventure…I’m one of those people who has to have a certain amount of control over my environment to be happy. When that gets disrupted, it fucks with my Chi, as I like to say. As a songwriter, I often spend long hours working on tracking my music in my home studio. I was in the middle of recording a new song and had already started over twice, and really had it going good this time when…. …there was a knock at the door. My dog, Giz, went to barking, (‘Cause it fucks with his Chi, … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, ATHEISM, frustration, society, Sociology, HUMOR, DOMESTICA, CHALLENGES & MISHAPS, aggravation, triggers, EMOTIONS, life, PEEVES, satire, rudeness, privacy, RIGHTS, door, strangers, personal space, Sensory Processing Sensitivity, soliciting, RELATIONSHIPS, HIGHLY SENSITIVE PERSON (HSP), religious zealots, PSYCHOLOGY, RELIGION, annoying people, zealotry | Tagged interruption | Leave a reply

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We live on the same road as the local sheriff, and he always had a trump flag beside his sheriff /back the blue flags. Now the trump flag is gone, and its place...a British flag. Not sure what that means, but glad trump flag is gone.

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