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The Great Gilgamesh Nut Cow Or, The Great Flood Fib

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on February 12, 2011 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 4, 2013

excerpt from Supernatural Hypocrisy: The Cognitive Dissonance of a God Cosmology Volume 3: Cosmology of the Bible   The Great Gilgamesh Nut Cow Or, The Great Flood Fib “There’s a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away scot-free, and it was the idea to wipe out everything, He didn’t say, ‘I will kill  everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones,  who will get out due to a loophole.’”  ~ Eddie Izzard T he story of the flood is a familiar one to most people. A man is instructed by God to … Continue reading →

Posted in ATHEISM, Kelli Jae Baeli, memes, reason, Supernatural Hypocrisy, BIBLE, RELIGION, truth, Fundamentalism, atheism genre, God, truthiness, Noah's Ark, lies, The Cognitive Dissonance of a God Cosmology, myth, Christianity, creationism, AUTHORS | Tagged Noah, flood, Egyptian, Divine Cow, Ark, Gilgamesh | Leave a reply

Supernatural Completion

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on November 27, 2010 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 4, 2013

I finally ordered the proofs for my 6 volume book, Supernatural Hypocrisy: The Cognitive Dissonance of a God Cosmology. It will be available for the Holiday Shopping season. Volume 1: Cosmology of God & Jesus Volume 2: Cosmology of Christianity Volume 3: Cosmology of the Bible Volume 4: Cosmology of the Dark Side Volume 5: Cosmology of Science Volume 6: Cosmology of Atheism Three years in the making, this is not a project I would like to do very often. It was mentally, emotionally and physically draining. The amount of research, double-checking, rewriting, formatting and other such mundane details were … Continue reading →

Posted in faith, Fundamentalism, Christianity, The Cognitive Dissonance of a God Cosmology, spirituality, creationism, SCIENCE, ATHEISM, reason, atheism genre, Supernatural Hypocrisy, myth, BOOKS, Hell, WRITING, truth, BIBLE, God, PHILOSOPHY, lies, RELIGION | Leave a reply

Science Heals, Religion Steals

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on May 21, 2010 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 4, 2013

Excerpt from Supernatural Hypocrisy:  The Cognitive Dissonance of a God Cosmology Volume 5: The Cosmology of Science “Science has done more for the development of the Western civilization  in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred.” ~John Burroughs   WE ENJOY THE SPOILS OF MODERN SCIENCE and technology which allows us to soar into the clouds and reach any destination in this manner, both quickly and comfortably. Individuals from antiquity must have lamented — and had much time to lament — the laborious tedium of traveling from point to point by foot or by beast. It is no … Continue reading →

Posted in Kelli Jae Baeli, creationism, SCIENCE, ATHEISM, reason, atheism genre, Supernatural Hypocrisy, religion genre, BOOKS, myth, truth, BIBLE, God, PHILOSOPHY, lies, RELIGION, faith, Fundamentalism, Christianity, The Cognitive Dissonance of a God Cosmology | Tagged DNA, Grand Canyon | Leave a reply

The Great Fib

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on April 22, 2010 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 4, 2013

excerpt from  Supernatural Hypocrisy:  The Cognitive Dissonance of a God Cosmology Volume 3: Cosmology of the Bible  by Kelli Jae Baeli The Great Fib There’s a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away scot-free, and it was the idea to wipe out everything, He didn’t say, “I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole. ~ Eddie Izzard The story of the flood is a familiar to most people. A man is instructed by God to build a large boat … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, RELIGION, Kelli Jae Baeli, Fundamentalism, nonfiction, memes, truthiness, atheism genre, SCIENCE, The Cognitive Dissonance of a God Cosmology, Noah's Ark, reason, zealotry, intelligence, myth, Supernatural Hypocrisy, creationism, truth, ignorance, ATHEISM, God, self-education, logical fallacy, universe, BOOKS, lies, BIBLE, faith, PHILOSOPHY | Tagged flood, Gilgamesh, Noah, great flood | Leave a reply

Lewis Black on Creationism

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on October 14, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliOctober 14, 2009
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The A.I. of Theists:

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on November 11, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 3, 2013

(Or, “Who’s the Pinhead, Now, O’Reilly?”) [Excerpt from my book, Supernatural Hypocrisy: The Cognitive Dissonance of God Cosmology] THE ARGUMENTS GIVEN BY many theists, especially those of the fundamentalist variety, can be referred to quite accurately as A.I.–Artificial Intelligence, AKA Arrogant Ignorance. Poster boy for this concept? Bill O’ Reilly. On a segment of his show, O’Reilly had Richard Dawkins as a guest, but Dawkins was not treated as such. In his usual, haughty, overbearing, arrogant manner, O’Bully made sure that Dawkins never had a fair opportunity to respond, and it was blatantly apparent that Bill-O had absolutely zero respect … Continue reading →

Posted in annoying people, religion genre, reason, truthiness, lies, Supernatural Hypocrisy, The Cognitive Dissonance of a God Cosmology, ignorance, creationism, Christianity, Book Excerpt, ATHEISM, spirituality, BOOKS, HUMOR, AUTHORS, BIBLE, TV, Kelli Jae Baeli, Social Psychology, Human Nature, Stupidity, ENTERTAINMENT, truth, logical fallacy, Richard Dawkins, PHILOSOPHY, God, nonfiction, honesty, RELIGION, PSYCHOLOGY, atheism genre, SCIENCE, Fundamentalism | Tagged Hitler, Bill O'Reilly, theists, Mein Kampf | 2 Replies

Richard Dawkins at Lynchburg Women’s College (pt. 2)

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 24, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliAugust 24, 2008

PART 2: Richard Dawkins reads excerpts from The God Delusion and answers questions at Randolph-Macon Woman’s College in Lynchburg, Virginia on October 23, 2006. This Q&A features many questions from Jerry Falwell’s Liberty “University” students.

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Richard Dawkins at Lynchburg Women’s College (pt. 1)

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 24, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliAugust 24, 2008

PART 1: Richard Dawkins reads excerpts from The God Delusion and answers questions at Randolph-Macon Woman’s College in Lynchburg, Virginia on October 23, 2006. This Q&A features many questions from Jerry Falwell’s Liberty “University” students.

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The God Banana

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 20, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 7, 2013

On YouTube, recently, a video was posted of a Christian program called “The Way of the Master” wherein the hosts, Ray Comfort and actor, Kirk Cameron gave their argument for creationism based on the “design” of a banana. Included in their argument were points they said showed that the banana was a product of Intelligent Design, i.e., God. They said the banana is shaped to fit the human hand; that it’s color-coded so we know when it’s not ripe, when it’s overly ripe, and when it’s just ripe enough; that it has a handy pull tab, and perforations to allow … Continue reading →

Posted in PHILOSOPHY, skepticism, God, RELIGION, satire, Internet, truthiness, lies, creationism, faith, Christianity, video, SCIENCE, ATHEISM, reason, logical fallacy, ENTERTAINMENT, atheist humor, HUMOR, FOOD & DRINK, myth, truth | Tagged coconut, banana, Kirk Cameron, Banana video, Ray Comfort | Leave a reply

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