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Eternal Earthbound Pets

Posted on December 27, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 7, 2013

You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved.  But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind?   Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind. http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html 

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Rapture (poem)

Posted on February 26, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliFebruary 26, 2009

Rapture Silver shadows leap like gazelles,lightning bends the dark,the candle bends our will.With every breath betweenI dream of the dopaminerushyour lips quiveryour hips riseand we move beyondvibrant eons of holy light.

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72 Virgins With a Side of Levity

Posted on March 20, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliDecember 6, 2011

It is common knowledge that the terrorists who steered the planes into the Twin Towers on September 11th, did so believing that they would be rewarded in the afterlife with 72 Virgins. Nowhere in the Koran does it say that martyrs will be given 72 virgins in the afterlife. Nor is the Rapture mentioned anywhere in the Christian Bible. The rapture was invented by a preacher in the 19th century, and just became popularized by the nature of Memes* and how they are spread. Just like with fundamentalist Christians, some Muslims have found a way to mistranslate and even invent … Continue reading →

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We need a war room.

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