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Category Archives: personal ads

Hanging the Moon and Lesbian Monikers

Posted on November 3, 2011 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 5, 2013

I placed another personal ad on Craigslist. Hopefully this won’t turn into a freak-fest like it did last time. And if it does, well, more material for my writing. LOL. The Ad I used before was way more humorous, but I was afraid it might be overwhelming and make ME look a little crazy. Who knows? Here’s the one I used before: Only seek LOCAL friends & dates. Please & thank you. LDR’s are usually doomed from the start. It’s like being pecked to death by chickens. So not big on them unless you can afford to travel to date … Continue reading →

Posted in angst, anxiety, Book Excerpt, BOOKS, CHALLENGES & MISHAPS, dating, desperation, disillusionment, EMOTIONS, gender-confusion, gender-identity, harsh realities, honesty, HUMOR, Internet Dating, ISO (In Search Of), lesbians, life, lipstick lesbians, loneliness, midlife crisis, nonfiction, personal ads, PHILOSOPHY, PSYCHOLOGY, RELATIONSHIPS, sadness, sex, SEXUALITY, Social anxiety, social politics, Social Psychology, socializing, SOCIOLOGY, Valentine's Day, women | Tagged chapstick lesbians, craigslist, femepicene | 6 Replies

Regrettable Profile of the Day: "In My Late Fourty"

Posted on May 31, 2011 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 5, 2013

This is an actual profile on a dating site for LESBIANS.  My self-summary IM IN MY LATE FOURTY I HAVE BLUE EYES 6 FOOT AND WAS MARRIED FOR 13 YEARS AND LOST MY SPOUSE IN 09 AND IM EASY GOING WOMAN LOOKING FOR A FRIEND FIRST AND THEN A LONG TERM RELACTION SHIPAND HAVE NOT BEEN WITH ANYONE IN OVER ABOUT 2 YEARS AND LOVE TO GET OUT AND START DATING AND ENJOY MY NEW LIFE AND SEE WHAT PATH IM ON AND LOOKING FOR A SWEETMAN AND LAID BACK I LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC AND I LIKE PRO FOOTBALL BRONCOS … Continue reading →

Posted in annoying people, bad writing, BRAIN, CHALLENGES & MISHAPS, dating, diction, disillusionment, EMOTIONS, ENTERTAINMENT, harsh realities, HUMOR, ignorance, Internet, lesbians, life, personal ads, profiles, PSYCHOLOGY, quirks, RELATIONSHIPS, self-awareness, SEXUALITY, Social Psychology, SOCIOLOGY, spelling, Stupidity, WRITING CRAFT | Leave a reply

Awkward.

Posted on March 28, 2010 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 5, 2013

Saturday, I was to meet this woman at Metropolis (for the first time). When I stepped inside, a woman waiting at the counter turned, smiled at me and came toward me, as i said, “Rhonda?” (Not just as a courtesy, but because I couldn’t believe this was her. She didn’t look like her photo). But she said “yes” and shook my hand. We chatted– awkward small talk– as I was trying to get over the fact that she was NOTHING like I thought she’d be. And she was tall and lanky and her voice was odd. Too low. She even looked … Continue reading →

Posted in awkwardness, dating, HUMOR, lesbians, life, personal ads, SEXUALITY, social politics, socializing, society, SOCIOLOGY | Tagged first meeting | Leave a reply

Catching Hell From the Hellish

Posted on March 24, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 5, 2013

Even within my own “supposed” community, the community assigned to me by virtue of my sexual preference, I catch hell in the online dating realm, whenever I complain about the content of insipid emails from the dull and ignorant on personals sites. Misspelled words, fragmented sentences, fake modesty, transparent bravado, shallow beliefs, misplaced haughtiness, gender confusion, the walking wounded…. Sometimes I can’t believe it. Unfortunately, I have no choice but to believe it, because it’s true. It happens to me repeatedly, like some recurring rash… I continue to get those kinds of mails. I even started a special forum called … Continue reading →

Posted in angst, annoying people, boredom, dating, disillusionment, EMOTIONS, frustration, harsh realities, Hell, Human Nature, identity, Internet, Internet Dating, lesbians, life, personal ads, PHILOSOPHY, PSYCHOLOGY, quirks, reality, RELATIONSHIPS, self-awareness, Social anxiety, socializing, society, SOCIOLOGY | 1 Reply
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