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Beady Eyes in the Trees:
what the fuck is that?

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on June 1, 2019 by Kelli Jae BaeliJune 1, 2019

So, the other night, my wife and I were taking the dogs out and I had on my headlamp, as usual I always look around first, just in case. Not only have there been reports of coyotes trotting down our street, but we have all kinds of critters in the area, because we are surrounded by wooded areas– Possums, raccoons, foxes, armadillos….and I’m just cautious that way. I don’t like walking into a dark area, or having the dogs do that, without knowing what’s out there. Anyhoo….I was waiting, and sweeping my light around the trees, and noticed some beady … Continue reading →

Posted in animals, Domestic Trivia, DOMESTICA, 2 Dollar Shots, HOBBIES, photography, wildlife | 2 Replies

Projects, Pitfalls, Promise

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on July 31, 2017 by Kelli Jae BaeliSeptember 11, 2020

Shame on me. I haven’t posted a blog in a long time. SO much going on with us lately. Dealing with sudden health issues happening all at once, burned out, exhausted, feeling ill all the time, I was certainly not inspired to write. So I decided to take a 6-month sabbatical. It turned into 8 months when I found out in the middle of it I needed major surgery. So, I had to face my #2 biggest fear, (surgery) and I’ve been recovering from a full abdominal hysterectomy, and after almost 8 weeks, I’m still having some issues, which I … Continue reading →

Posted in fat, life, pain, surgery, distraction, change, novels, Kelli Jae Baeli, occupational hazard, harsh realities, novelist, injury, TRAVEL, WRITING LIFE, independent author, bad writing, AKA Investigations series, Building Character, FOOD & DRINK, novellas, novelwriting, Fiction Writing, marriage, methodology, adaptation, Rain Falls, Rain Falls, Pitfall, New Harbor Witches, Pooly Fall, Melissa Walker-Baeli, menopause, hysterectomy, organic, Go.Leave.Stay., Lesbian Zombies from Hell, 2 Dollar Shots, Life Everywhere | 2 Replies

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10 May

I hope this monster is dying, but i noticed a long time ago that earlier pictures of him looked different, but i thought it was plastic surgery. He has not looked like this picture for years. https://twitter.com/brundle_fly/status/1524056076219387905

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5 of 5 stars to The Housemaid by Freida McFadden https://goodreads.com/review/show/4699686341

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25 Apr

Sure hope someone creates an alternative to Twitter, because it's now well and truly fucked with Elon Musk at the helm.

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"If someone says it's raining, and another person says it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true." - Sally Claire

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I hate it when I go to public places and people are there.

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