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Irony-Fest on Giving it Away

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on March 20, 2013 by Kelli Jae BaeliApril 1, 2013

Welcome to the Irony-Fest, please sign in and wear your name tags. This topic has become a comedy of ironies. Herein lies the oft-repeated back-handed compliments and erroneous and mixed opinions we authors often deal with, in relation to our work. It seems that some readers just don’t understand nor appreciate what authors are offering, and why. And they don’t seem to understand the function of short works in this regard. Would that we could be treated with the same respect that other professions enjoy, without  suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. In one blog, Distracting Fiction: Brand … Continue reading →

Posted in Fiction, PUBLISHING, society, writing business, eBooks, irony, WRITING LIFE, Sociology, Kelli Jae Baeli, independent author, frustration, nonfiction, writer, Writing tips, aggravation, CHALLENGES & MISHAPS, harsh realities, self-publishing, WRITING CRAFT, nonfiction writing, blogging, WRITING, Human Nature, EMOTIONS, RESOURCE & REFERENCE, Social Psychology, truth, HOW-TO, novelist, evergreen, blogger, ARTICLES & ESSAYS, PEEVES, novelwriting, angst, Giving it Away, BOOKS, truthiness, AUTHORS | Leave a reply

Stranger Fiction, Reviews & Truthiness

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on November 10, 2012 by Kelli Jae BaeliSeptember 26, 2017

Historically, there has been a notable chasm between the author’s craft and the reading public’s knowledge of what that craft includes.  And until recently, we never heard much from authors on a personal level about what they thought and felt, what their creative process was, what their methodology entailed. Nor could readers communicate with their favorite authors in any meaningful way. Now, with the advent of Indie authoring and publishing, writers and readers may actually converse with each other. It might spoil the mystique of being a writer– that romantic idea of an angst-ridden wordsmith closed up in a candlelit … Continue reading →

Posted in Kelli Jae Baeli, timeline, writer, BOOKS, truthiness, Fiction, WRITING LIFE, Writing tips, WRITING CRAFT, characters, truth, plot, AUTHORS, WRITING, irony, critics | Tagged realistic, paradox, realism | 2 Replies

Fish Should Learn to Walk

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on February 29, 2012 by Kelli Jae BaeliFebruary 29, 2012

I think I’ve moved past my most recent dark night of the soul. This time it took about 7 weeks. Had a couple of things go my way, though, (finding a new apartment to move to, which I love), and an online relationship deepening into intriguing and exciting possibilities….possibilities that become pissabilities…As is the trend with my life, I don’t get anything good without an addendum of aggravation or disappointment. Some reminder that no, fortune does not often smile on me and the Luck Fairies either have a millennium-old vendetta against my soul, have no GPS, or are somewhat retarded. … Continue reading →

Posted in hope, depression, irony, dating, writer, RELATIONSHIPS, luck, lesbians, chemistry, women, Internet Dating, romance, love, Internet, universe | 6 Replies

Irony, thy name is Christian

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on March 19, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 19, 2008

I found this at the top of the Wikipedia page on Christianity: This page is currently protected from editing until disputes have been resolved.

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Immortality or Something Like It

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on February 20, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliFebruary 20, 2008

The concept of Eternal life (aside from the usual religious variety, and that of the usual vampire tale) is one fraught with profound implications. In the novel, Steel Beach, by one of my favorite authors, John Varley, these implications are explored in a unique way. After an Earth invasion, and the escape of survivors to the Moon, humankind again thrives, though they are now living on Luna, and their environment is provided inside high tech bubbles that maintain breathable air, and when they venture to the surface outside, they have to wear special space suits. What if modern technology could … Continue reading →

Posted in irony, purpose, mortality, TIME | Tagged old age, immortality | Leave a reply

FUBAR

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on February 19, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliFebruary 19, 2008

In my past i was always fucked up.And I always had a girlfriend. Now that I’ve done the big work to become the kind of person I think every human should ultimately aspire to (based on my tireless studies of reputable sources, including the great philosophers), along with relentless self-examination and continual attention to the details of character and ethics and how they do and should operate in me, now that I’ve done all that….I can’t get a girlfriend to save my life. It suggests that if i was fucked up again, I’d have better luck. I always had a … Continue reading →

Posted in ethics, irony, RELATIONSHIPS, truth, angst, disillusionment | Tagged FUBAR, paradox | Leave a reply

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