…Just say any one or all of these…..
“So…she finally found someone who would take an ice cube bath and then remain completely motionless during sex?”
“I thought your feet would be bigger. They were when i fantasized about you with the control top panties, the spatula and that plate of mayonnaise.”.
“Do your titties itch when you get around cheese?”
“So, what’s this about a weird noise you make during orgasm?”
“I’m sorry, you’ll have to forgive my behavior. I was out in the parking lot earlier eating dirt.”