This is an actual profile on a dating site for LESBIANS.

 My self-summary

IM IN MY LATE FOURTY I HAVE BLUE EYES 6 FOOT AND WAS MARRIED FOR 13 YEARS AND LOST MY SPOUSE IN 09 AND IM EASY GOING WOMAN LOOKING FOR A FRIEND FIRST AND THEN A LONG TERM RELACTION SHIPAND HAVE NOT BEEN WITH ANYONE IN OVER ABOUT 2 YEARS AND LOVE TO GET OUT AND START DATING AND ENJOY MY NEW LIFE AND SEE WHAT PATH IM ON AND LOOKING FOR A SWEETMAN AND LAID BACK I LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC AND I LIKE PRO FOOTBALL BRONCOS AND LIKE THE OUTDOORS CAMPING FISHING AND YES HUNTING AND IM SORRY I DONT HAVE A CAMMERA TO PUT A PICTURE UP AND I LIVE FULLTIME FOR OVERABOUT 5YEARS I THINK I LOOK OK BE THE JUDGE MAYBE

I am 49 YEARS, BLUE EYES, and TRANS WOMAN

 

What I’m doing with my life

FINDING HOO I AM I LIKE TO GO VISIT GIRLFRIENDS AND GO OUT SHOPING LOOK OUT HA HA AND TAKE CARE OF MY CAT AND I LIKE TO COOK AND IF I CAN I WOULD GO TO A MOVE BUT OTHER THEN THAT IM A HOME BODY

 

I’m really good at

AT BEING A FRIEND AND I CAN DRIVE A SEMI TRUCKAND A 60 FOOT TRAILER AND HAVE DONE OTHER THINGS

 

The first things people usually notice about me

THATS HARD BECAUSE NOONE HAS NEVER TOLD ME BUT THAT I CARE ABOUT OTHERS AND I BELIVE IN THE LAW

 

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

IM NOT MUCH OF A READER I CANT SIT STILL LONG BUT I DO LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC GRASS ROUTE AND THE CARPENTERS AND I LIKE ALL KINDS OF MOVES LIKE ACTION WESTERNS OLD TIME MOVES AND EVEN ROMANS

 

The six things I could never do without

MY CAT FRIENDS GOOD FOOD THINGS FROM THE PAST COUNTRY CDS AND A GOOD HAIR DAY

 

I spend a lot of time thinking about

MY SPOUSE MY PAST THINKING OF MY MOTHER AND IF I WILL FIND A RELACTIONSHIP AGAIN MY TRUE MATE

 

On a typical Friday night I am

SITING AT HOME NO ONE TO DATE ATTHIS TIME

 

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I HAVE A SOFT HEART AND WILL CRY FOR SAD THINGS

 

I’m looking for

Guys and girls who like bi girls
Ages 47-54
Near me
Who are single
For new friends

 

You should message me if

IF YOU THINK WE HAVE SOMTHING IN COMM AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WIYH A OLDER WOMAN BUT NOT THAT OLD
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You see what I’m up against, here?