Okay, i was talking to a friend of mine the other day, and the conversation went something like this… “Boy, you know, my butt really hurts…” (we’re really close, but…did I say butt?) “Okaaayy…..” “Yeah, I mean I went to the bathroom yesterday and–“ “Stop right there.” “What?” “I don’t think I want to hear this.” “Oh, come on,” she said, “I’ve seen you naked.” I rolled my eyes and allowed her to continue, although the seeing me naked thing was a long time ago, and, I didn’t feel, a sound enough argument. “Well, I realized I was bleeding, and … Continue reading →