Tag Archives: Dick Cheney

News I’d Like to Hear

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1. Matthew Lesko was gravely injured when the question mark from a “Got Milk?” sign fell and beaned him on the head. 2. Pat Robertson finally struck by lightning.3. Bush & Cheney on the run as Federal Marshalls try to serve them with an arrest warrant for War Crimes, High Treason, and various other crimes against humanity. Officer in charge of the manhunt says, “We’re gonna stay the course, smoke ’em out, and get ’em runnin’.” 4. Jerry Falwell’s daughter appears on Penn & Teller’s Bullshit, and confesses she is a proud lesbian atheist. She credits her father for her … Continue reading →

The First Idiot & His Right-Hand Dick

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The First Idiot is once again revising the reasons for going to war. Now, it seems it is about Osama Bin Laden again and the economy. Funny, in an interview with Anne Curry on February 18th, Bush said, “I don’t think so. I think actually the spending in the war might help with jobs…because we’re buying equipment, and people are working. I think this economy is down because we built too many houses and the economy’s adjusting.” At any given time in the past, Idiot-extraordinaire Dubya said the war was about oh-so-many things–according to what his pea-brain thought would fly. … Continue reading →