I was never so bored in the bedroom in my life! She said she hated toys, and hated penetration, and hated this or that….and it had to be done just-so—way too many boundaries….it was basically oral and tribadism for the sex act…she said even fingers were uncomfortable. (OMG, BECKY)…

I told her I’d had my fingers in there a couple of times when she was relaxed, and i KNEW there wasn’t a size issue….

To make matters worse, she demanded that i do a certain thing during oral:: “CircleCircleCircle…” at the exact same speed, for a prolonged amount of time, and if my speed varied at all, i had to START OVER. I felt like she wanted a vibrator, not me. It became such a chore. (My friends still get a kick out of this, and when i spot some woman at a bar, and am considering asking her out, one of them will lean over and say, “CircleCircleCircle” and i am over it….lol).

Finally one night i had had enough and i said, “Ya know what? Shut up and lay down, and let me DO what I DO!” I am very confident about my skills in this area, and i was sick of not being able to use them. She cowered and did it. And guess what? Yeah, you know. She had the best one of her life. So it was like i was having to either be her vibrator, or TRAIN her about things i thought she should KNOW.