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Yearly Archives: 2005

Jersey, Wawa, and Little Miss Delaware

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on December 16, 2005 by Kelli Jae BaeliDecember 16, 2005

I just returned from a week in New Jersey, visiting a couple of friends. There are always dangers in big cities and always dangerous cities in every state. I knew that, and still, I had my own apprehensions; especially since a new report listed Camden as the most dangerous city in the nation. But i wasn’t in Camden. And everyone outside Camden knows to avoid Camden. Apparently, even the Camden Criminals know to stay within Camden. Or something like that. But I was in Glendora, and it reminded me very much of Colorado Springs. Clean, relatively safe, and not at … Continue reading →

Posted in coffee, experience, lesbians, women | Tagged New Jersey, Philly, NY, DC, Camden, Glendora, vacation | Leave a reply

Insomnia, Sex, Guilt & MahJongg

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on November 18, 2005 by Kelli Jae BaeliJuly 1, 2012

There are several things that have kept me from writing lately. So I thought the only way I was going to get back to writing, was to write about what’s been keeping me from writing. One is a good reason that most people wish they had. I’ve been having lots of sex. I’m in the throes of a new relationship and everything is fresh and exciting. And the sex just happens to be really great, and that makes me want to continue to have it–especially since my self-imposed two year celibacy, where my only lover had a high and low … Continue reading →

Posted in HUMOR, sex, RELATIONSHIPS, guilt, distraction, CREATIVITY, WRITING, ENTERTAINMENT | Tagged mahjong, insomnia, mah jong | Leave a reply

Baby Furry Ghost

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on September 16, 2005 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 10, 2013

I was on my way to my friend’s house, delivering Frappuccinno and a Snickers crunch bar, and prepared to provide a massage because her back was “killing her.” (Oh the things we do in the middle of the night for friends). The journey through the dark countryside on a blacktop road was a ripe situation for dreamy vestiges. I’m not sure i really did hallucinate, and i may never know… But there i was, winding around the wooded road, trying to keep my eyes peeled for feeding deer that often wander near the shoulders, and my eyes caught the darting … Continue reading →

Posted in ESOTERICA, Driving, friendship, sadness, TRAVEL, cats, EMOTIONS | Tagged kitten, hallucination, ghost, road, massage | Leave a reply

Psychic Hotlines

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on April 25, 2005 by Kelli Jae BaeliApril 25, 2005

It’s not that i don’t believe that there are individuals out there who are gifted with psychic abilities, it’s just that i realize these gifts are so easily exploitable and can be effectively faked. Take that popular Psychic phone line for instance. If you spend a lot of time watching late night cable, as i do when i am online working on web pages, you will see the infomercial-style program over and over again. They mostly use the same three or four clips which they feel will “prove” how authentic their psychics are. I imagine they choose the clips which … Continue reading →

Posted in truth, psychics | Tagged flaw, hotline, debunked | Leave a reply

Plaque Brain

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on April 17, 2005 by Kelli Jae BaeliApril 17, 2005

I often have trouble remembering my dreams, even though i wish fervently that this was not so. Dreams are an incredible resource for a creative person, and this NO ACCESS thing makes me think that the Powers That Be are protecting me from some screaming ugly… At any rate, when i do recall a dream, i like to write it down…if it’s interesting…so… I was having exploratory brain surgery. Skull open, i had a metal halo contraption around my head. Two of the docs were in there–or orderlies, maybe…they were acting crazy, looking at my exposed gray matter. One of … Continue reading →

Posted in surgery, genius, BRAIN | Tagged plaque | Leave a reply

Humans, Cats & Crackers

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on February 16, 2005 by Kelli Jae BaeliFebruary 16, 2005

If you have a hungry cat and a hungry human, and a cracker falls in front of each of them, the cat wants to know if it tastes good, the human wants to know where it came from. So there it is.

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Posted in Human Nature, cats, HUMOR | Tagged crackers | 1 Reply

Texas Pain Saw Mess-a-Girl

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on February 16, 2005 by Kelli Jae BaeliNovember 27, 2011

Once upon a time there was this lesbian who had been in a monogamous relationship for 7 years, the last year of which she had been very unhappy, living in what some would call the the Second Ring of Hell, also known as Texas. She was away from her usual circle of friends, and ripe for a dance with infidelity. She was the flirty type, but had never acted on her crushes or any of those raging hormones. She had been flirting with an old friend online, via emails and phone calls, and wishing she didn’t live in Texas. Then one … Continue reading →

Posted in HUMOR, RELATIONSHIPS, lesbians | Tagged infidelity, cheating | Leave a reply

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"I speak of the open heeled house slipper. There is absolutely nothing holding them on your feet except your good intentions...eventually, you will lift a foot and it will all be over. You'll find yourself stumbling, mashing the cat's tail, dropping your fresh cup of coffee, banging your head on a railing and cracking every toe-knuckle you have. And squishing your cream cheese bagel into your right ear. It can even be worse than that. For instance, I am writing this at the foot of my staircase."

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