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Maintenance Mike & The Domesticated Harpy

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on October 12, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliOctober 12, 2009

My morning started off rudely. I was awakened first by the construction noises nearby on another patio. And i drifted in and out of sleep, still needing another few hours. Then a banging at my door set my heart to pounding. And the person kept banging. I hurried to open the door, my pistol behind my back as usual, (I am a single woman who lives alone. I make no apologies) and opened the door. The construction guy was standing there with three other guys (already a little daunting for a woman alone) and announced that I had to move … Continue reading →

Posted in door, coffee, rudeness | Tagged maintenance, pajamas, Harpy, bread, courtesy | Leave a reply

Knock & the Door Won’t Be Opened to You

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on February 12, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 8, 2013

I have a condition called Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome, and that often means I wind up sleeping during the day, and being awake at night. This schedule has its negative aspects. One of them is the fact that I’m asleep while everyone else is going about their business. Few things can awaken the irrational beast in me faster than someone knocking on my door when I’m asleep. First, it scares me, and so that’s what is known as a rude awakening. Who likes waking up scared? Knocks on the door have always scared me, even when I’m awake. I’ve tried … Continue reading →

Posted in HUMOR, apartment, Sleep, Sensory Processing Sensitivity, door, HIGHLY SENSITIVE PERSON (HSP), fear, EMOTIONS, HEALTH, GADGETS, DOMESTICA, RIGHTS, guns, Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome (DSP), triggers, soliciting, PEEVES, religious zealots, privacy, anxiety | Leave a reply

Door Christians

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on June 12, 2003 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 8, 2013

Well here’s my latest little adventure…I’m one of those people who has to have a certain amount of control over my environment to be happy. When that gets disrupted, it fucks with my Chi, as I like to say. As a songwriter, I often spend long hours working on tracking my music in my home studio. I was in the middle of recording a new song and had already started over twice, and really had it going good this time when…. …there was a knock at the door. My dog, Giz, went to barking, (‘Cause it fucks with his Chi, … Continue reading →

Posted in annoying people, zealotry, Christianity, ATHEISM, frustration, society, Sociology, HUMOR, DOMESTICA, CHALLENGES & MISHAPS, aggravation, triggers, EMOTIONS, life, PEEVES, satire, rudeness, privacy, RIGHTS, door, strangers, personal space, Sensory Processing Sensitivity, soliciting, RELATIONSHIPS, HIGHLY SENSITIVE PERSON (HSP), religious zealots, PSYCHOLOGY, RELIGION | Tagged interruption | Leave a reply

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My wife just said, "The most dangerous animal on the planet is a--"
And I interjected, like I'm on Jeopardy,"What is a white Republican man?"
{buzzer sound} "No. The most dangerous animal on the planet is an angry woman with nothing left to lose." #GenderWar #WarOnWomen

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One tree was cut years ago and the big one has been holding onto and feeding it ever since.
They "wake up" together in the spring and "go to sleep" together in the autumn.🌳

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The Shocking Paper Predicting the End of Democracy https://politi.co/2zZ90hi via @politicomag

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2 Jul

I keep seeing these, so I made my own.

It is quite telling - women don’t appear to be the ones who are the “emotional” gender.

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3 Jul

It’s already begun…🤬
A man who raped a 12-year-old has been awarded joint custody of her child despite being convicted of her rape and another sexual assault on a child.
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