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Totes & Noodles & Flannel

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on November 10, 2018 by Kelli Jae BaeliMay 15, 2019

That wasn’t the weirdest thing I’ve ever done in bed–(insert your own off-color comment here).

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Posted in CHALLENGES & MISHAPS, Uncategorized, marriage, HUMOR, weirdness, Sleep, aliens, life, All Bets Are Off, RELATIONSHIPS, Apocalyptic Women, problem-solving, conversations, domestic partnership, personality | Tagged humor | Leave a reply

Teeny Weenie Man (Free Download)

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on March 19, 2016 by Kelli Jae BaeliAugust 5, 2017

Thanks for visiting. My short story, Teeny Weenie Man can be downloaded for free directly from Kindle Unlimited, or below, you will find the links to download it from here in the format of your choice. Or you can own it for 99cents on Amazon (they won’t let me list it for free, there). Enjoy!   DOWNLOAD LINKS epub mobi xhtml (view in browser)

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Posted in HUMOR, aliens, universe, evolution, speculative fiction genre, mainstream fiction genre, science fiction genre, history, scifi genre, space, short stories, Humor genre | 2 Replies

Alien Methodology

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on May 15, 2013 by Kelli Jae BaeliAugust 26, 2015

A few days ago, I began working on a story idea of the alien invasion variety, because the premise made me laugh and I thought it would be fun. Besides, I have wanted to do a series of short stories to test the market and see what people were responding to these days. Well, the alien invasion story became more like an alien visitation. And then, I found that while it was entertaining in premise, there was no real conflict going on, and none of the characters had much to gain or lose. That’s the death knell for plotting. One … Continue reading →

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The WaPo reports that among the items that the FBI was looking for in its search of Trump’s home were NUCLEAR DOCUMENTS.
Can somebody please remind me precisely why the Saudis held their golf tournament at Trump's resort, and why they gave Kushner $2B?

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Today's winner of the Ashli Babbitt Lifetime Achievement Award. https://twitter.com/ChrisJansing/status/1557852165946884096

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The suspect who attacked the FBI field office in Cincinnati has been killed by law enforcement, according to two officials familiar with the matter. His name is Ricky Walter Shiffer. He was at the Capitol on Jan. 6. @NBCNews

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My mattress sags on the side, and I used to use pool noodles for that but they are hellaciously expensive now. I have adjustable platform, so I need something supportive but bendy. Suggestions?

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