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Projects, Pitfalls, Promise

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on July 31, 2017 by Kelli Jae BaeliSeptember 11, 2020

Shame on me. I haven’t posted a blog in a long time. SO much going on with us lately. Dealing with sudden health issues happening all at once, burned out, exhausted, feeling ill all the time, I was certainly not inspired to write. So I decided to take a 6-month sabbatical. It turned into 8 months when I found out in the middle of it I needed major surgery. So, I had to face my #2 biggest fear, (surgery) and I’ve been recovering from a full abdominal hysterectomy, and after almost 8 weeks, I’m still having some issues, which I … Continue reading →

Posted in life, organic, TRAVEL, methodology, pain, Go.Leave.Stay., WRITING LIFE, adaptation, surgery, Lesbian Zombies from Hell, independent author, Rain Falls, distraction, 2 Dollar Shots, bad writing, Rain Falls, change, Life Everywhere, AKA Investigations series, Pitfall, novels, Building Character, New Harbor Witches, Kelli Jae Baeli, FOOD & DRINK, Pooly Fall, occupational hazard, novellas, Melissa Walker-Baeli, harsh realities, novelwriting, menopause, novelist, Fiction Writing, fat, hysterectomy, injury, marriage | 2 Replies

Fat Chance: Lament of a Transplanted Single

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on February 24, 2010 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 5, 2013

Before moving here, I never had to worry about what my friends thought of me. They knew me. Sometimes for 10 or 20 years–a few of them longer than that. And I was in relationships usually. Serial monogamist. So I didn’t have to worry about the impression I made, or if I was going to get laid anytime soon, or whether there was someone to confide in, play with…now, it’s all new. New State, new city, new people, and SINGLE, though not NEWLY SINGLE. Aside from a five month relationship, I’ve been single for what? 4 or 5 years? Add … Continue reading →

Posted in fat, desperation, singlehood, dating, change, stress, Attraction, life, disillusionment, midlife crisis, sex, sadness, anxiety, lesbians, disability, SEXUALITY, women, harsh realities, chemistry, Internet Dating, moving, frustration, CHALLENGES & MISHAPS, love, socializing, Aging, EMOTIONS, angst, Relocation, loneliness, awkwardness | Tagged fat chance, Army, diet | Leave a reply

Beware of Peruvian Fat Smugglers

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on November 23, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliNovember 23, 2009

Fat People the Target of Gang Murders in Peru; Fat Sold on Black Market | Cleveland Leader Source: clevelandleader.com If you are the slightest bit pudgy, you may want to reconsider that trip to Peru. Peruvian police have captured several members of a remote jungle gang that kills people for their fat. The fat is then reportedly sold on the black market for use in cosmetics. Does anyone else see the irony here? Bandits kill people for their fat–a symbol of ugliness–and use it for makeup–a product in the beauty industry… If they ever expand this organization (pun intended) to … Continue reading →

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Jae-Walking

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on June 26, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 10, 2013

My new exercise program consists primarily of walking, (and sometimes Jumping to Conclusions). I prefer walking the golf course for several reasons: aesthetics (Not many parks around here–the golf course is the “parkiest” place, convenience–it’s just down the hill, the winding, undulating path gives variety to the muscle-workout, and I guess I have a secret desire to be beaned with a golf ball. There‘s a little old man on a golf cart who patrols the area; he’s more like the Hall Monitor than a Security Guard. My first encounter with him went something like this: He whirs up next to … Continue reading →

Posted in HUMOR, walking, fat, HEALTH, Arkansas, deer, FOOD & DRINK, animals, VOCATIONS, police, cop, exercise, CREATURES, guns, GEOGRAPHY | Tagged lightning, golf course, possum, Bella Vista, raccoons, security guard, dark, jaywalking, flashlights, kangaroo pouch | Leave a reply

A Little Healthy Sarcasm Goes a Long Way

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on February 10, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliFebruary 10, 2008

What with all the affirmations and mantras and positive self talk going on, it’s obvious that we’re trying to work with our minds in a way that will benefit us. But it’s crucial to understand the differences in the conscious and subconscious mind. The conscious mind makes decisions, filters information, and understands irony, sarcasm, implication and morality concepts. The subconscious mind, however, does not. If you have concerns about being overweight, and you look in the mirror and want to say “Moooooo!” there are ways to get your subconscious mind to help you out. Your subconscious mind does not know … Continue reading →

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Krispy Kreme Persuasion

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on December 29, 2002 by Kelli Jae BaeliDecember 29, 2002

So there was this whole big box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts on the counter. And she said she didn’t really care for custard filled doughnuts, and that’s what was left. That box was taking up lots of counter space, just to house that one custard filled doughnut. And it’s not like I’m not on my way to Wal-Mart to buy Metamucil and Slimfast. I have to do that because I have to fit my fat ass into some nice clothes for our relocation information trip to Eureka Springs in a couple weeks. And I can’t show up hoping to apply … Continue reading →

Posted in HUMOR, doughnuts, fat | Tagged diet, Krispy Kreme | Leave a reply

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My wife just said, "The most dangerous animal on the planet is a--"
And I interjected, like I'm on Jeopardy,"What is a white Republican man?"
{buzzer sound} "No. The most dangerous animal on the planet is an angry woman with nothing left to lose." #GenderWar #WarOnWomen

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One tree was cut years ago and the big one has been holding onto and feeding it ever since.
They "wake up" together in the spring and "go to sleep" together in the autumn.🌳

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The Shocking Paper Predicting the End of Democracy https://politi.co/2zZ90hi via @politicomag

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2 Jul

I keep seeing these, so I made my own.

It is quite telling - women don’t appear to be the ones who are the “emotional” gender.

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It’s already begun…🤬
A man who raped a 12-year-old has been awarded joint custody of her child despite being convicted of her rape and another sexual assault on a child.
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