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No More Hall-Decking for You Guys

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on November 14, 2011 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 7, 2013

“Twelve Jews were brutally murdered, huge numbers maimed, and many Jewish women were raped. Two million rubles worth  of property was destroyed.” ~ Lawrence Kelleman I sn’t Christmas a wonderful time of year? Consider this:      Thus says the LORD, Do not learn the way of the nations, And do not be terrified by the signs of the Heavens, although the nations are terrified by them; For the customs of the peoples are delusion; Because it is wood cut from the forest, The work of the hands of a craftsman with a cutting tool. They decorate it with silver and with gold; They fasten it … Continue reading →

Posted in Winter Solstice, AUTHORS, lesbian literature, Rome, myth, ethics, BIBLE, skepticism, morality, killing for god, REFERENCE, Kelli Jae Baeli, ATHEISM, memes, history, HUMOR, reason, PHILOSOPHY, Christmas, Jesus, RELIGION, nonfiction, Human Nature, Supernatural Hypocrisy, truthiness, GENRES, truth, RESOURCE & REFERENCE, The Cognitive Dissonance of a God Cosmology, atheism genre, lies, Book Excerpt, HOLIDAYS & OCCASIONS, Christianity, BOOKS | Tagged Dan Barker, Christ, Jews, pagans, Mithra, Druids, Mummers, December 25, Saturnalia, Pope Julius I, Saint Nicolas, Santa Claus | Leave a reply

What I’m Getting Myself for Xmas.

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on December 16, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 8, 2013

When I was in college during the early part of the 90’s, (my second foray into academia) I had to do one of those presentations for speech in which your group invents a product and then does the sales pitch to the class. I ended up with a bunch of dead beats in my group who didn’t want to work on it because they had a party to get to, beer to drink, etc. Most people who’ve been to college, know that drill…. So–I did most of the work. I came up with a product called “Life Light” which was … Continue reading →

Posted in BOOKS, HOLIDAYS & OCCASIONS, Christmas, HEALTH, Quintessence, addiction, cigarettes, tobacco | Tagged education, university, school, Njoy, inventions | Leave a reply

No More Hall-Decking for You Guys

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on March 28, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 28, 2008

Jeremiah 10:2-4: “Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.” (KJV). Okay, that’s it for all you Christmas tree-hugging Christians. If you believe in what the Bible tells you, there will be no … Continue reading →

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Fur-Family Christmas

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on December 26, 2004 by Kelli Jae BaeliJanuary 8, 2012

The Cast of characters: Giz (AKA Gizmo, Gizzard the Lizard, Gizzy-Giz, and of course, his Russian name, Gizimov Runninov). Adopted from shelter in 1998. Half spaniel, half chihuahua, and all the way sweet and nerdy. If he was a human he’d be in therapy and wear pocket protectors.He eats anything i give him and steals the rest. Nanny (AKA the Nanster, Snooder, Smacker, Nanner-Bananner). Poodle adopted from the shelter. Stone deaf, incontinent, toothless. Eats only soft food, wears a diaper and makes “hoo hoo” noises.     Stormy (AKA the Stormster, the Storminator, Stormy-storm). Matriarch of the LS branch of … Continue reading →

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