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Circling Uranus

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on August 28, 2017 by Kelli Jae BaeliAugust 29, 2017

Done with final draft of Circling Uranus: Samegenders in Space & Elsewhere. Edit/betaread in the hand of Melissa Walker. My short story turned into a novella, and this might be Episode One, as i have ideas for future installments. The blurb isn’t written yet, but here’s the BEFORE WORDS: (at the moment) This story was inspired by the character, India Bell, of the Rain Falls series. As a ruse, she had supposedly written a science fiction book titled Circling Uranus, and it became a bestseller, much to her chagrin. It reportedly included some form of tentacle sex with an alien. I … Continue reading →

Posted in mainstream fiction genre, bisexuality, sex, indie publisher, space, past, science fiction genre, weirdness, lesbians, history, Apocalyptic, universe, scifi genre, Humor genre, society, adventure, Time-Travel, TIME, Lesbian fiction genre, fiction, gay, homosexuality, tentacle sex, Kelli Jae Baeli, lesfic genre, Circling Uranus, TRAVEL, fantasy genre, speculative fiction genre, adventure genre | Leave a reply

Jaime Kilstein (on Gays & God, mostly)

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on April 10, 2010 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 7, 2013
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Posted in skepticism, God, video, gay, SEXUALITY, ENTERTAINMENT, RELIGION, Sociology, homosexuality, HUMOR | Tagged Jaime Kilstein, homophobia | Leave a reply

Gynepsychology

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on June 4, 2009 by Kelli Jae BaeliJune 4, 2009

You ever wonder who the gynecologist for famous actresses is? Can you imagine? Most men dream of even seeing a female star; this guy gets to put his fingers in their coochies, and put his face right up there in it. All in the name of medicine. Sanctioned by reputable institutions of higher learning. But they’re still men, and I can’t imagine they wouldn’t be just a little thrilled with their career choice. I’ve always been suspicious of male gynecologists, anyway. I mean, what kind of guy is in med school and decides he wants to look at vagina’s all … Continue reading →

Posted in HUMOR, actress, gay, straight, gynecology, GYN | Tagged exam, famous | Leave a reply

Gynepsychology

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on April 24, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliApril 24, 2008

You ever wonder who the gynecologist for famous actresses is? Can you imagine? Most men dream of even seeing a female star; this guy gets to put his fingers in their coochies, and put his face right up there in it. All in the name of medicine. Sanctioned by reputable institutions of higher learning. But they’re still men, and I can’t imagine they wouldn’t be just a little thrilled with their career choice. I’ve always been suspicious of male gynecologists, anyway. I mean, what kind of guy is in med school and decides he wants to look at vagina’s all … Continue reading →

Posted in GYN, HUMOR, actress, gay, straight, gynecology | Tagged famous, exam | Leave a reply

Pretend it’s a Secret…

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on March 23, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 23, 2008

In regard to my previous post “The First Idiot & His Right-Hand Dick”…. I have given friends a heads-up. I told them that if I disappear, they’ll know who’s responsible. The Secret Service. I want to know: How come they call it the Secret Service, when we all know about it? So I have two things on my side: First, those guys in suits with a somber expression and a wire coming out of their ear and always speaking into their cufflink–Could they BE any more conspicuous? And they often wear these vests that say right there across the front, … Continue reading →

Posted in HUMOR, gay | Tagged Secret Service, freedom of speech | Leave a reply

Drag Shows are Aptly Named

Kelli Jae Baeli Posted on March 13, 2008 by Kelli Jae BaeliMarch 13, 2008

Drag shows are aptly named. They are a drag. Please don’t ever expect me to join you at a drag show. I’d sooner perform an appendectomy on myself with a SPOON. And I’m GAY.All gay bars have drag shows, because apparently, gay people en masse don’t have anything else to offer in the entertainment realm. (Notwithstanding the Melissa Etheridge’s and Ellen Degeneres’s of the world–thank god for them). I’m not expecting a rendition of Bent, but Hell’s Bells. Can’t they do better than a same tired old stereotypical thing where men and women dress up as women and men and … Continue reading →

Posted in gay, HUMOR, lesbians | Tagged homo, drag shows | 4 Replies

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